This time I decided to break it up into sections, just like all the cool kids are doing.
1) I say "done" instead of "finished". And I'm not ashamed of it.
2) I would never stick a french fry in a frosty, and will gut, like a fish, anyone who attempts it in my presence.
3) I fully believe that I have not had enough sex in my lifetime. Then again, I also fully believe I've had entirely too much.
4) I refuse to believe that Hugh Laurie farts, picks his nose, or chews with his mouth open. The man is a god, people.
5) I do not have control of my destiny. This may not be a bad thing. I do not have control of my bladder, either.
6) The TURKEY of DOOM sits above my desk and looks down on me in disdain.
7) I do not like the TURKEY of DOOM.
8) I think men are like cute little puppy dogs.
9) I like puppy dogs.
10) If I lost my ability to read, I would throw myself off a cliff.
8) I think men are like cute little puppy dogs.
9) I like puppy dogs.
10) If I lost my ability to read, I would throw myself off a cliff.
8 comments:
a.) Let's never eat Wendy's together, hahaha!
b.) I am so with you on Hugh Laurie. He's perfect.
OMG, wtf is up with that turkey! LOL! Is that thing in your HOUSE! LMAO!
Yeah, WTH is up w/the Frosty in the fries. I just don't get it.
I always dip my fries in my milkshake if I get them both at the same time. hehehehe
that turkey is something else.
don't throw yourself off a cliff just throw yourself out the basement window.
Fries in Frosties are awesome!
wtf IS THAT moth-eaten turkey? Scary. Whose is it?! I"m so with you on #10, and Hugh is hawt!!!
Does that include ruffles and ice cream?
That is a scary ass turkey. No way would I keep that in my house.
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