Monday, December 29, 2008

Monday, December 8, 2008

Just between you and me....

Ok, so I've been holding out on you just the tiniest bit.

Let's see... STILL living at the office, (except when Thing One is home, and I have to confess, I stay at home when she is there. My kids do not like visiting me at the office....)

STILL have not filed for divorce.... (holding out as long as I can, waiting for Thing Two to turn 18).

STILL have not filed bankruptcy (which I HAVE to do, don't look down your noses at me...)

STILL have not found a home.

OH MY GAWD, this separation thing is difficult....

BUT...

Kids, I have a secret to share with you....

I met someone who makes my heart smile. He makes my toes curl. He makes me giggle in a most unladylike manner. He makes my skies turn blue. He makes the birds sing for me.

He is truly the kindest, gentlest man on the face of this planet. And what do you think about this? He thinks *I* am special! Will wonders never cease?

I call him Booboo. He calls me Yogi. Couldn't you just VOMIT? We are so gay....

Booboo, I have outed us on my blog. Because the world deserves to know just how happy you make me....