Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Not so good at sick, thank you very much...

Yesterday, I took a sick day from work. Because I felt like shit. Thank you, Thing 1, for the gift of sore throat, headache, and that enigmatic "my nose is running like a sugar tree, but I STILL can't breathe out of it... or smell... or TASTE anything."

Really. You're way too good to me.

Then I got all jacked up on Chloraseptic throat spray, and cleaned house. Except for the kitchen. My kitchen is not right with God. It is the place where "Angels Fear to Tread." And humans too.

So, today it's back to work for me, even though this cold is STILL kicking my fat ass and I STILL don't feel like getting up out of bed. Because if I don't get some work done, I'm going to be fired, no matter how many lovely lunches I cook for my boss.

And since I am going to be busy all day with Social Security, Wills, Bankruptcies (oh God help me, Jesus, I hate bankruptcies) Estates, and the like, I'm taking the time this morning to REMIND you that the voting for my new name is still open until Thursday night, sometime. Please go vote. I'm already tired of being Miss Ann Thrope.... No offense to you, Original Version.

Also? Since you were wonderful sports during my Celebrity Interview phase, how can I do anything but ask YOU to interview ME now? C'mon, already, you showed me yours... Let me show you mine...

Here are my rules though:

1. I will answer any question, no matter how ridiculous, and answer it with complete honesty.

2. Unless, you ask me anything that would reveal my real name, or those of my girls.

3. The End.

I LOVE answering questions, because I am an exhibitionist and a whore. Erm, I mean a BLOGwhore. So, get ready, get set, GO! Hit me with your best shot....

6 comments:

Miss Britt said...

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Burfica said...

so sorry your sick.

Since you wanted to know mine, I want to know what your scariest dream ever was too.

Burfica said...

what's the one thing you would change on the male anatomy?? Female??

A CHRISTIAN GIRL said...

Mitchell seems like a really cool and hot guy. Why do people call him donkey? Is he your favorite brother? And would you save some adavan for he and you. to take on next vacation? I mean if he wants some....

Used*to*be*me said...

You work in law? Me too.

I may have to borrow this line: My kitchen is not right with God.

Feel better soon.

baseballmom said...

What is your best childhood memory and why?