Thursday, March 20, 2008

It's obvious to me that you suck...

Thanks for the LAME-O suggestions for a hobby you dorkwads spoonfed me yesterday... I'll be sure to give each the consideration I feel it is due...

I'm kidding! Don't get your panties all twisted up yer butt-cracks.

Today, I have a plan. And it is a good one. Because that's what I do. I come up with very good plans. And then, of course, someone comes along and sucks the joy and GOOD PLANS completely out of my life. But that's a whole other story.

Today, I want my new hobby to be Interviewer To The Stars!! You boneheads get to play the stars, because here in West-by-God-Virginia, the closest I've ever come to a star was seeing the TV weatherman getting a haircut, once. And weatherman dude? You let her take too much off the top, pal. And you probably tipped her way too much. I'm just sayin'...

Leave a comment if you'd like a few well-thought out, titillating, probably-porn-filled questions from me. I promise to make up questions to suit each of you. And they will be GOOD! Probably! Or, if not, I will at least try to keep the suck level at a bare minimum. Then you answer them and come back here and let me know. I'll post a link to you. Y'all know I'm so freakin' popular you want a link from me!!

Of course, you can choose NOT to play. And go eat a big, steaming hot bowl of FUCK. See if I care...

15 comments:

janet said...

oooooh, miss ann... such an angry girl!

i'll play. maybe. :-P

Alekx said...

poof there you are. took me awhile to find you.
It's that law enforcement detective work and stuff. Oh and finally checking my e-mail and stuff.

Anyway to tired to think of anything else to say so go comment on my blog so I'll remember to put a link in for god sakes stop whinning and just go do it.

damon said...

I would love to play!

Mostly because I prefer MY bowl of fuck not be steamed.

EC said...

Gosh I'm so bad at this! ok, go ahead and ask away ;)

Burfica said...

Hey fuck dammit world class flatulator is an olympic event here in the house of gross boys. I was just trying to get you an edge in.


hahahahaha

Okay fine ask me questions.

I was in a t.v. commercial once does that make me a star????

Sleeping Mommy said...

I'm a tiny bit afraid of what you might ask, but anything for you, baby.

MARFSBABY said...

I'm so over steamed fuck ... so I'LL PLAY!!!!!

Worker Mommy said...

Mmm, yummy a big hot steaming bowl of fuck. My favorite ;)

baseballmom said...

Oooh! Me!

Chris H said...

Ask away ... me life is like Days Of Our Lives anyway!

Sheri said...

Lord help me but I'll play. I'm no star except in my own little world.

Alekx said...

Fuck
fine I'll play
sheesh

teenbaby2931 said...

lol hmm you could ask me but lol that might me scary! (I am going ot be on TV for a week does that count lol) probably not!! byes lol

This Mom said...

Ok, gimme your best... I'll get interviewed.

Morna said...

Good for people to know.