Let's play a game. I don't think we've played one single one of my stupid comment games since I started this new blog. And that is sad.
Today's game is "fill-in-the-damn-blanks-whydoncha"
Here we go:
1. Miss Anne Derstood is ______________.
2. But I am _______________.
3. Just once, I'd like to ________________.
4. I wish I'd ______________ when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once ______________.
6. I love to _____________________.
7. ________________ makes me really fucking mad.
8. ______________ is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to ______________.
10. You will never see a picture of me __________________.
Have fun! I'll post mine in the comments as well...
Thursday, May 1, 2008
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1. Miss Anne Derstood is _____crazysexyxool_________.
2. But I am _____paranoid__________.
3. Just once, I'd like to ______have the gay sex__________.
4. I wish I'd _____been older_________ when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once __shot a man in Reno just to watch him die____________.
6. I love to ____mock_________________.
7. ______Right wing Christians__________ makes me really fucking mad.
8. _____Bush_________ is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to ___shave my nipples___________.
10. You will never see a picture of me ___because I am undead_______________.
I AM TOTALLY COPYING THIS FOR MY BLOG POST TODAY, OKAY? I will give you credit!
Today's game is "fill-in-the-damn-blanks-whydoncha"
Here we go:
1. Miss Anne Derstood is totally and awesomely sassy.
2. But I am misunderstood too.
3. Just once, I'd like to be skinny.
4. I wish I'd not given up my singing lessons when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once went to jail for a few nights.
6. I love to love you baby. (Sorry I just could not resist!)
7. People talking to me like I am a three year old makes me really fucking mad.
8. Oprah is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to lick the carton of my frozen yogurt.
10. You will never see a picture of me in a bathing suit, bent over.
Miss Anne Derstood is actually three people standing on each other's shoulders with a long coat on.
But I am unusually erect.
Just once, I'd like to strip down naked and go bowling with my grandmother.
I wish I'd played with my vagina more when I was younger.
I regret that I once skipped to the lou.
I love to combine meat and cheese in unholy recipes.
Finding out that someone masturbated in my socks makes me really fucking mad.
Goeeng to kollidge is Stoo-pid.
As a special treat, I often like to ask teenagers to eat sushi off of my ass.
You will never see a picture of me in the same place as Superman.
1. Miss Anne Derstood is REALLY misunderstood.
2. But I am not surprised.
3. Just once, I'd like to get my drunk on, without having to pee.
4. I wish I'd worn a bra more often, when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once hit a bear with my car.
6. I love to read! shop! shop for books to read!
7. Being helpless makes me really fucking mad.
8. Housecleaning is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to write porn.
10. You will never see a picture of me eating Jell-O.
1. Miss Anne Derstood is a total babe!
2. But I am quite the opposite.
3. Just once, I'd like to be listened to.
4. I wish I'd never started smoking when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once dated an idiot named Randy.
6. I love to move to Costa Rica.
7. Politicians makes me really fucking mad.
8. Election coverage is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to enjoy a bottle or two of wine.
10. You will never see a picture of me naked.
Okay, sorry, we were at baseball til late last night....so here goes
1. MissAnnDerstood is a rawkstar
2. But I am too.
3. Just once I'd like to get some time to myself, oh, and kick a stoopid person's ass.
4. I wish I'd tried harder in school and finished college when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once was so insecure that I'd do ANYTHING for a guy, and cry over some of the losers that I went out with.
6. I'd love to go on a cruise.
7. Dumbasses make me really fucking mad.
8. The Obama/Clinton infighting is stoopid. And so is racism.
9. As a special treat, I often like to get a pedicure. Or eat a super good truffle when everyone else is ASLEEP and I don't have to share!
10. You will never see a picture of me NAKED. Ever.
I heart you, Miss Anne--I'd never 'dis ya, you know that! I'm also gonna steal it for my blog, but I bet I won't even get 6 people to play!
1. Miss Anne Derstood is not visiting my blog and commenting nearly enough.
2. But I am always commenting over here.
3. Just once, I'd like to not be right.
4. I wish I'd joined the military when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once I said yes, there was no turning back.
6. I love to sleep.
7. Too many things to list makes me really fucking mad.
8. Me being up this late and not getting a little is Stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to pick my fingernails until they bleed.
10. You will never see a picture of me online.
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