tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post508915284935760503..comments2023-09-10T04:38:42.192-04:00Comments on Color Me... Complicated: (Blank) me! Oh (blank) me, please!!melodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08269581985852005546noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-85485659886027141472008-05-03T04:25:00.000-04:002008-05-03T04:25:00.000-04:001. Miss Anne Derstood is not visiting my blog and ...1. Miss Anne Derstood is <B>not visiting my blog and commenting nearly enough.</B><BR/><BR/>2. But I am <B>always commenting over here.</B><BR/><BR/>3. Just once, <B>I'd like to not be right.</B><BR/><BR/>4. I wish I'd <B>joined the military</B> when I was younger.<BR/><BR/>5. I regret that I <B>once I said yes, there was no turning back.</B><BR/><BR/>6. I love to <B>sleep</B>.<BR/><BR/>7. <B>Too many things to list</B> makes me really fucking mad.<BR/><BR/>8. <B>Me being up this late and not getting a little</B> is Stoo-pid.<BR/><BR/>9. As a special treat, I often like to <B>pick my fingernails until they bleed.</B><BR/><BR/>10. You will never see a picture of me <B>online</B>.Stella Deanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14377490722474048852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-87367351125561088242008-05-02T18:22:00.000-04:002008-05-02T18:22:00.000-04:00Okay, sorry, we were at baseball til late last nig...Okay, sorry, we were at baseball til late last night....so here goes<BR/>1. MissAnnDerstood is a rawkstar<BR/>2. But I am too.<BR/>3. Just once I'd like to get some time to myself, oh, and kick a stoopid person's ass.<BR/>4. I wish I'd tried harder in school and finished college when I was younger.<BR/>5. I regret that I once was so insecure that I'd do ANYTHING for a guy, and cry over some of the losers that I went out with.<BR/>6. I'd love to go on a cruise.<BR/>7. Dumbasses make me really fucking mad.<BR/>8. The Obama/Clinton infighting is stoopid. And so is racism.<BR/>9. As a special treat, I often like to get a pedicure. Or eat a super good truffle when everyone else is ASLEEP and I don't have to share!<BR/>10. You will never see a picture of me NAKED. Ever.<BR/>I heart you, Miss Anne--I'd never 'dis ya, you know that! I'm also gonna steal it for my blog, but I bet I won't even get 6 people to play!baseballmomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02415788553050331818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-38936052478165317522008-05-02T10:00:00.000-04:002008-05-02T10:00:00.000-04:001. Miss Anne Derstood is a total babe!2. But I am ...1. Miss Anne Derstood is a total babe!<BR/><BR/>2. But I am quite the opposite.<BR/><BR/>3. Just once, I'd like to be listened to.<BR/><BR/>4. I wish I'd never started smoking when I was younger.<BR/><BR/>5. I regret that I once dated an idiot named Randy.<BR/><BR/>6. I love to move to Costa Rica.<BR/><BR/>7. Politicians makes me really fucking mad.<BR/><BR/>8. Election coverage is Stoo-pid.<BR/><BR/>9. As a special treat, I often like to enjoy a bottle or two of wine.<BR/><BR/>10. You will never see a picture of me naked.Not a Grannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01115512438677544300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-88561469967806037672008-05-02T06:54:00.000-04:002008-05-02T06:54:00.000-04:001. Miss Anne Derstood is REALLY misunderstood.2. ...1. Miss Anne Derstood is REALLY misunderstood.<BR/><BR/>2. But I am not surprised.<BR/><BR/>3. Just once, I'd like to get my drunk on, without having to pee.<BR/><BR/>4. I wish I'd worn a bra more often, when I was younger.<BR/><BR/>5. I regret that I once hit a bear with my car.<BR/><BR/>6. I love to read! shop! shop for books to read!<BR/><BR/>7. Being helpless makes me really fucking mad.<BR/><BR/>8. Housecleaning is Stoo-pid.<BR/><BR/>9. As a special treat, I often like to write porn.<BR/><BR/>10. You will never see a picture of me eating Jell-O.melodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08269581985852005546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-15137949738612223652008-05-01T09:37:00.000-04:002008-05-01T09:37:00.000-04:00Miss Anne Derstood is actually three people standi...Miss Anne Derstood is actually three people standing on each other's shoulders with a long coat on.<BR/><BR/>But I am unusually erect.<BR/><BR/>Just once, I'd like to strip down naked and go bowling with my grandmother.<BR/><BR/>I wish I'd played with my vagina more when I was younger.<BR/><BR/>I regret that I once skipped to the lou.<BR/><BR/>I love to combine meat and cheese in unholy recipes.<BR/><BR/>Finding out that someone masturbated in my socks makes me really fucking mad.<BR/><BR/>Goeeng to kollidge is Stoo-pid.<BR/><BR/>As a special treat, I often like to ask teenagers to eat sushi off of my ass.<BR/><BR/>You will never see a picture of me in the same place as Superman.Avitablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08541188721193079705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-19495745679166274952008-05-01T09:10:00.000-04:002008-05-01T09:10:00.000-04:00I AM TOTALLY COPYING THIS FOR MY BLOG POST TODAY, ...I AM TOTALLY COPYING THIS FOR MY BLOG POST TODAY, OKAY? I will give you credit!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Today's game is "fill-in-the-damn-blanks-whydoncha"<BR/><BR/>Here we go:<BR/><BR/>1. Miss Anne Derstood is totally and awesomely sassy.<BR/><BR/>2. But I am misunderstood too.<BR/><BR/>3. Just once, I'd like to be skinny.<BR/><BR/>4. I wish I'd not given up my singing lessons when I was younger.<BR/><BR/>5. I regret that I once went to jail for a few nights.<BR/><BR/>6. I love to love you baby. (Sorry I just could not resist!)<BR/><BR/>7. People talking to me like I am a three year old makes me really fucking mad.<BR/><BR/>8. Oprah is Stoo-pid.<BR/><BR/>9. As a special treat, I often like to lick the carton of my frozen yogurt.<BR/><BR/>10. You will never see a picture of me in a bathing suit, bent over.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6003859144103264718.post-70417078373156826812008-05-01T08:26:00.000-04:002008-05-01T08:26:00.000-04:001. Miss Anne Derstood is _____crazysexyxool_______...1. Miss Anne Derstood is _____crazysexyxool_________.<BR/><BR/>2. But I am _____paranoid__________.<BR/><BR/>3. Just once, I'd like to ______have the gay sex__________.<BR/><BR/>4. I wish I'd _____been older_________ when I was younger.<BR/><BR/>5. I regret that I once __shot a man in Reno just to watch him die____________.<BR/><BR/>6. I love to ____mock_________________.<BR/><BR/>7. ______Right wing Christians__________ makes me really fucking mad.<BR/><BR/>8. _____Bush_________ is Stoo-pid.<BR/><BR/>9. As a special treat, I often like to ___shave my nipples___________.<BR/><BR/>10. You will never see a picture of me ___because I am undead_______________.The Ferrymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12783126440597522073noreply@blogger.com