Thursday, May 1, 2008

(Blank) me! Oh (blank) me, please!!

Let's play a game. I don't think we've played one single one of my stupid comment games since I started this new blog. And that is sad.

Today's game is "fill-in-the-damn-blanks-whydoncha"

Here we go:

1. Miss Anne Derstood is ______________.

2. But I am _______________.

3. Just once, I'd like to ________________.

4. I wish I'd ______________ when I was younger.

5. I regret that I once ______________.

6. I love to _____________________.

7. ________________ makes me really fucking mad.

8. ______________ is Stoo-pid.

9. As a special treat, I often like to ______________.

10. You will never see a picture of me __________________.

Have fun! I'll post mine in the comments as well...

8 comments:

Mr. Fabulous said...

1. Miss Anne Derstood is _____crazysexyxool_________.

2. But I am _____paranoid__________.

3. Just once, I'd like to ______have the gay sex__________.

4. I wish I'd _____been older_________ when I was younger.

5. I regret that I once __shot a man in Reno just to watch him die____________.

6. I love to ____mock_________________.

7. ______Right wing Christians__________ makes me really fucking mad.

8. _____Bush_________ is Stoo-pid.

9. As a special treat, I often like to ___shave my nipples___________.

10. You will never see a picture of me ___because I am undead_______________.

Bina said...

Holy Shit this is going to be fun! But you'll see the mood I'm in by the patern.

1. Miss Anne Derstood is wicked (in a good way.)
2. But I am a sad ass bitch.
3. Just once, I'd like to bitch slap my husband.
4. I wish I'd run away from home when I was younger.
5. I regret that once I had a threesome when I was drunk (cause I barely remember it).
6. I love to pretend I don't exist.
7. Ebeneezer Chris (husband) makes me REALLY fucking mad.
8. The song, "I'm not gonna write you a love song" is stoo-pid.
9. As a special treat, I often like to be alone!
10. You will never see a picture of me naked!

Hilly said...

I AM TOTALLY COPYING THIS FOR MY BLOG POST TODAY, OKAY? I will give you credit!


Today's game is "fill-in-the-damn-blanks-whydoncha"

Here we go:

1. Miss Anne Derstood is totally and awesomely sassy.

2. But I am misunderstood too.

3. Just once, I'd like to be skinny.

4. I wish I'd not given up my singing lessons when I was younger.

5. I regret that I once went to jail for a few nights.

6. I love to love you baby. (Sorry I just could not resist!)

7. People talking to me like I am a three year old makes me really fucking mad.

8. Oprah is Stoo-pid.

9. As a special treat, I often like to lick the carton of my frozen yogurt.

10. You will never see a picture of me in a bathing suit, bent over.

Avitable said...

Miss Anne Derstood is actually three people standing on each other's shoulders with a long coat on.

But I am unusually erect.

Just once, I'd like to strip down naked and go bowling with my grandmother.

I wish I'd played with my vagina more when I was younger.

I regret that I once skipped to the lou.

I love to combine meat and cheese in unholy recipes.

Finding out that someone masturbated in my socks makes me really fucking mad.

Goeeng to kollidge is Stoo-pid.

As a special treat, I often like to ask teenagers to eat sushi off of my ass.

You will never see a picture of me in the same place as Superman.

Miss Anne Derstood said...

1. Miss Anne Derstood is REALLY misunderstood.

2. But I am not surprised.

3. Just once, I'd like to get my drunk on, without having to pee.

4. I wish I'd worn a bra more often, when I was younger.

5. I regret that I once hit a bear with my car.

6. I love to read! shop! shop for books to read!

7. Being helpless makes me really fucking mad.

8. Housecleaning is Stoo-pid.

9. As a special treat, I often like to write porn.

10. You will never see a picture of me eating Jell-O.

Not a Granny said...

1. Miss Anne Derstood is a total babe!

2. But I am quite the opposite.

3. Just once, I'd like to be listened to.

4. I wish I'd never started smoking when I was younger.

5. I regret that I once dated an idiot named Randy.

6. I love to move to Costa Rica.

7. Politicians makes me really fucking mad.

8. Election coverage is Stoo-pid.

9. As a special treat, I often like to enjoy a bottle or two of wine.

10. You will never see a picture of me naked.

baseballmom said...

Okay, sorry, we were at baseball til late last night....so here goes
1. MissAnnDerstood is a rawkstar
2. But I am too.
3. Just once I'd like to get some time to myself, oh, and kick a stoopid person's ass.
4. I wish I'd tried harder in school and finished college when I was younger.
5. I regret that I once was so insecure that I'd do ANYTHING for a guy, and cry over some of the losers that I went out with.
6. I'd love to go on a cruise.
7. Dumbasses make me really fucking mad.
8. The Obama/Clinton infighting is stoopid. And so is racism.
9. As a special treat, I often like to get a pedicure. Or eat a super good truffle when everyone else is ASLEEP and I don't have to share!
10. You will never see a picture of me NAKED. Ever.
I heart you, Miss Anne--I'd never 'dis ya, you know that! I'm also gonna steal it for my blog, but I bet I won't even get 6 people to play!

Used*to*be*me said...

1. Miss Anne Derstood is not visiting my blog and commenting nearly enough.

2. But I am always commenting over here.

3. Just once, I'd like to not be right.

4. I wish I'd joined the military when I was younger.

5. I regret that I once I said yes, there was no turning back.

6. I love to sleep.

7. Too many things to list makes me really fucking mad.

8. Me being up this late and not getting a little is Stoo-pid.

9. As a special treat, I often like to pick my fingernails until they bleed.

10. You will never see a picture of me online.