Wednesday, October 15, 2008

what i want for my birthday...

i want a ticket to paradise...

i want a lifetime supply of diet coke with lime...

i want a cloaking device...

i want to be happy...

i want a pizza, thin crust, with pepperoni, mushrooms, green pepper and onion...

i want new shoes...

i want good sex...

i want to sing...

i want people to stop breathing my air...

i want stoo-pid to be against the law...

i want romance...

i want to write really well...

i want candy...

i want blue eyes...

i want a laptop...

i want a lap...

i want a party...

i want a secret admirer...

i want to be a private detective...

i want to tell people, "i'm a private dick..."

i want my children to be happy...

i want a kiss...

i want to win a contest...

i want to join the circus...

i want to be on oprah...

i want a spa day...

i want a divorce...

i want a shopping spree...

i want a girls' night out...

i want to be excited about something...

i want perky boobies...

i want to be in love...

i want my mommy...

ps: you have 24 days to plan amongst yourselves how best to give me what i want...

hearts and smoochies!

miss ann derstood

6 comments:

Mitchell said...

hooray! At least you no longer sit alone.
I want to give you my kidney and heart so I can be closer to my beautiful sissy! I love you !

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

I want most of this stuff too!!

Especially the no stoo-pid thing.

the planet of janet said...

i'm thinkin' it will be tough to beat last year's gift to you ...

but i'm thinkin' ......

Burfica said...

I'm gonna give you a stalker this year. Or I mean I'm gonna keep stalking you. hahahahaha

Bina said...

Hey, if I were rich, I could do ALL of that for you in a matter of days, but .......

my life sucks right now, too.

Barb said...

"Want" is a never ending word.